I’m writing this while aboard an unnamed pirate ship sailing across the Habbo ocean … and what’s that I spy from atop the crow’s nest? Is it a … is it pirate bunny? Is that … it can’t be … C-Captain … Captain Cottontail?!

If my eyes aren’t deceiving me, all-new pirate ducks and bunnies are available (at great value) in the catalogue as we speak. Act fast, because these deals will be sleeping with the fishes no later than tomorrow afternoon ¬