Doggy having a ruff day? You’re not alone! Talk to any pet owner from the Welcome Lounge to Rooftop Rumble and they’ll all say the same thing: “I love my little pal, but that animal is so dang miserable!”
If this is news to you, double click your kitty and you’ll see he’s as maudlin as the rest of them ª While the cause of this sourpuss mood is unknown, pet expert Doctor Honk has offered a tip to Palsternakka readers.
“It’s simple,” she says. “Our animals can’t sleep at night because no one covers up their windows! Pets shouldn’t spend all that time staring at the moon.”
Though the good Doctor’s solution may seem unorthodox, anything is pawsible – we’re going curtain shopping!
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